The effort was made. The disappointment was mutual. This black button fridge or magnet features the iconic lament: “I shaved my balls for this?” Perfect for date night disasters, awkward social events, or any situation where expectations were high and dignity was low. Stick it on your gym bag, your fridge, or your emotional support jockstrap. It’s bold, it’s bawdy, and it’s brutally honest. Pairs well with bold honesty, grooming regret, and relatable exhaustion.