For those who read the news like it’s a murder mystery and side-eye democracy like it’s on life support. This button features a black cat mid-investigation, silently judging from behind a book titled “Is He Dead Yet?”, because hope is the thing with indictments. Perfect for anyone who’s politically exhausted, alert enough to notice the gaslighting, and just waiting for karma to stop hitting snooze. Pairs well with impeachment fantasies, orange fatigue, and the distant sound of indictments.