Official Statement from the Department of Basic Awareness (DBA): Due to a sustained drop in collective reasoning, we recommend wearing this stupid button badge at all times. Side effects may include eye-rolling, muttering “wow,” and spontaneous existential dread. Not recommended for use around conspiracy theorists, group projects, or anyone who says “just playing devil’s advocate.”. Pairs well with bad decisions, worse advice, and the thrill of realizing common sense was never common.