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“Average” – Grey Button or Magnet Featuring a Rooster for Subtle NSFW Humor
$4.00
A rooster. Just… a rooster. Not exceptional. Not inspirational. Just average. Is it a cock joke? Is it a performance review? Is it your ex’s Tinder bio? Yes. This average cock button or magnet features the word “Average” above an image of a rooster. That’s it. No explanation. No context. Just a visual pun that quietly screams “Average Cock” to anyone fluent in subtle humor. Perfect for sex-positive weirdos, or chicken lovers with a dark sense of humor. Pairs well with lukewarm foreplay, mediocre stamina, and a rooster convinced size doesn’t matter.
Additional information
| Weight | .5 oz |
|---|---|
| Dimensions | 1.25 × 1.25 × .5 in |
| Style | Pinback button, Magnet |
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