This handmade bukkake carpet joke button or magnet features the phrase “Bukkake Ruined My Carpet” in a drippy, suggestive font over a blue carpet-print background because sometimes the mess is part of the message. Glossy finish, high-contrast design, and just enough filth to make your landlord reconsider your lease. Wear it to kink events, house parties, or anywhere you want to leave a lasting impression. Pairs well with drop cloths, goggles, and a deep-cleaning deposit.