It’s part warning, part wisdom, and fully committed to reminding you that karma doesn’t do foreplay. This handmade button or magnet features the phrase “The dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed”. A brutally funny reminder that actions have reactions, and karma doesn’t always come gently. Whether you’re gifting it to a friend who appreciates dark humor, wearing it as a badge of wisdom, or just love a good spicy truth bomb, this piece delivers adulting angst with a smile. Pairs well with hindsight, a strong sense of humor, and an unfortunate lack of lube.