No wings. No harp. No chance. This button or magnet delivers the final verdict with zero sugar: “You’re not going to heaven.” Whether it’s a joke, a prophecy, or just your daily mood, it’s perfect for heathens, heretics, and anyone who’s done explaining themselves. Stick it on your fridge, your jacket, or your soul. Judgment has never been so stylish. Pairs well with eternal sarcasm, heretic humor, and soul‑level snark.