Shameless Goods logo – funny buttons and magnets
Green pinback button with the text 'Almost every hand you have ever shaken has had a dick in it.' printed in black.
Blue pinback button with the text 'Almost every hand you have ever shaken has had a dick in it.' printed in black.
Blue magnet with the text 'Almost every hand you have ever shaken has had a dick in it.' printed in black.
Grey pinback button with the text 'Almost every hand you have ever shaken has had a dick in it.' printed in black.
Grey magnet with the text 'Almost every hand you have ever shaken has had a dick in it.' printed in black.
Purple pinback button with the text 'Almost every hand you have ever shaken has had a dick in it.' printed in black.
Purple magnet with the text 'Almost every hand you have ever shaken has had a dick in it.' printed in black.
Yellow pinback button with the text 'Almost every hand you have ever shaken has had a dick in it.' printed in black.
Yellow magnet with the text 'Almost every hand you have ever shaken has had a dick in it.' printed in black.
Green pinback button with the text 'Almost every hand you have ever shaken has had a dick in it.' printed in black.
Green magnet with the text 'Almost every hand you have ever shaken has had a dick in it.' printed in black.
Infographic for 2.25" pinback buttons and magnets with text and website URL.
Green pinback button with the text 'Almost every hand you have ever shaken has had a dick in it.' printed in black.
Blue pinback button with the text 'Almost every hand you have ever shaken has had a dick in it.' printed in black.
Blue magnet with the text 'Almost every hand you have ever shaken has had a dick in it.' printed in black.
Grey pinback button with the text 'Almost every hand you have ever shaken has had a dick in it.' printed in black.
Grey magnet with the text 'Almost every hand you have ever shaken has had a dick in it.' printed in black.
Purple pinback button with the text 'Almost every hand you have ever shaken has had a dick in it.' printed in black.
Purple magnet with the text 'Almost every hand you have ever shaken has had a dick in it.' printed in black.
Yellow pinback button with the text 'Almost every hand you have ever shaken has had a dick in it.' printed in black.
Yellow magnet with the text 'Almost every hand you have ever shaken has had a dick in it.' printed in black.
Green pinback button with the text 'Almost every hand you have ever shaken has had a dick in it.' printed in black.
Green magnet with the text 'Almost every hand you have ever shaken has had a dick in it.' printed in black.
Infographic for 2.25" pinback buttons and magnets with text and website URL.

“Almost Every Hand You’ve Shaken…” – Button or Magnet with Uncomfortable Truth

$4.00

A horrifyingly accurate reminder that the world is full of secrets, germs, and deeply personal handshakes. This handmade button or magnet is a disturbingly accurate reminder that hygiene is a myth and handshakes are a gamble.  Whether you’re gifting it to a germaphobe, wearing it to ward off unwanted contact, or just love a good fact that ruins everyone’s day, this little piece delivers awkward truth with a smirk. Pairs well with hand sanitizer, intrusive thoughts, and a sudden urge to wear gloves forever.

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Additional information

Weight .5 oz
Dimensions 1.25 × 1.25 × .5 in
Color

Grey, Green, Purple, Blue, Yellow
Style

Pinback button, Magnet

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Shameless Goods is a mother–daughter duo

crafting spicy, snarky handmade goods since 2015.

We also run Witticisms R Us, where we slap our sarcasm

onto tees, hoodies, mugs, and anything else that’ll hold still.
Yep, we’re on Etsy too.