“The Dildo of Consequences Rarely Arrives Lubed” – Button or Magnet with Dark Humor Quote

It’s part warning, part wisdom, and fully committed to reminding you that karma doesn’t do foreplay. This handmade button or magnet features the phrase “The dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed”. A brutally funny reminder that actions have reactions, and karma doesn’t always come gently. Whether you’re gifting it to a friend who appreciates dark humor, wearing it as a badge of wisdom, or just love a good spicy truth bomb, this piece delivers adulting angst with a smile. Pairs well with hindsight, a strong sense of humor, and an unfortunate lack of lube.