Cheeky, flirty, and just a little unhinged. This going commando button (or magnet) features a retro woman winking with the bold declaration: “I’m not wearing underwear.” Whether it’s a joke, a dare, or a lifestyle, this light green accessory is perfect for rebels, flirtatious weirdos, and anyone who enjoys making strangers uncomfortable in the cutest way possible. Stick it on your fridge, your jacket, or your favorite hoodie. Panties not included. Pairs well with strangers’ discomfort, flirtatious banter, and commando confidence.