It’s not dirty. It’s just poorly spaced. This button or magnet features the bold phrase “My Pen Is Huge!” with the words suspiciously close, almost too close. Paired with a bright red pen illustration, it’s the perfect accessory for writers, pun lovers, and anyone who enjoys inappropriate innuendo. Stick it on your backpack, your fridge, or your HR violation folder. It’s not what it looks like. Or maybe it is. Pairs well with suspicious spacing, phallic innuendo, and awkward giggles.