Say it loud, say it proud and watch people squint as the punchline hits. This white “I ❤️ Mike Hawk” button or magnet is a masterclass in juvenile wordplay, perfect for pranksters, perverts, and anyone who loves a good name joke that toes the line of HR violations. Stick it somewhere visible and let the slow realization do the rest. Pairs well with bad nicknames, questionable Tinder bios, and the kind of joke that never dies.