“If People Pissed Rainbows I’d Totally Be Into Watersports” Button or Magnet – Rainbow Illustration, NSFW Absurdist Humor

If God were a hose and shame were optional. This rainbow watersports button or magnet features a cheerful rainbow and the unfiltered revelation: “If people pissed rainbows, I’d totally be into watersports.” It’s kink-positive, surreal, and spiritually confusing. Perfect for maximalists, poetic perverts, and anyone who’s ever wondered what it would feel like to be baptized in glitter urine. Stick it on your fridge, your dungeon wall, or your naughty toy bag. It’s not a phase, it’s a prism. Pairs well with kink‑positive pride, watersports wit, and rainbow baptisms.