The burden of beauty is real. This fridge magnet or pin button reads “I’m so tired of being my wife’s arm candy”. A hilarious lament from the hottest husband or wife in the room. Whether you’re flaunting your humblebrag, poking fun at couple dynamics, or just want to add a little sass to your fridge or jacket, this piece is perfect for the charmingly over-it. Pairs well with humblebrags, couple comedy, and self‑aware swagger.