This handmade black anxiety humor button or magnet features the phrase “I came. I saw. I had anxiety. So I left” in crisp text. A relatable anthem for anyone who’s ever RSVP’d yes and regretted it immediately. Glossy finish, high-contrast design, and just enough self-awareness to make your therapist proud. Wear it to social events, awkward meetings, or anywhere you want to broadcast your exit strategy. Pairs well with deep breaths, Irish goodbyes, and a well-timed ghosting.