Let’s be honest: “normal” is terrifying. This black normal people scare me button or magnet says what the weirdos and introverts have always known “Normal people scare the crap out of me.” Whether you’re allergic to small talk or just suspicious of khakis, this is your wearable warning label. Perfect for goths, punks, artists, and anyone who’s ever been told to “act normal.” Hard pass. Pairs well with small‑talk allergies, introvert humor, and khaki suspicion.