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“Bukkake Ruined My Carpet” – Drippy Font Button or Fridge Magnet
$4.00
This handmade bukkake carpet joke button or magnet features the phrase “Bukkake Ruined My Carpet” in a drippy, suggestive font over a blue carpet-print background because sometimes the mess is part of the message. Glossy finish, high-contrast design, and just enough filth to make your landlord reconsider your lease. Wear it to kink events, house parties, or anywhere you want to leave a lasting impression. Pairs well with drop cloths, goggles, and a deep-cleaning deposit.
Additional information
| Weight | .5 oz |
|---|---|
| Dimensions | 1.25 × 1.25 × .5 in |
| Color | Black, Blue carpet print |
| Style | Pinback button, Magnet |
Shameless Goods is a mother–daughter duo
crafting spicy, snarky handmade goods since 2015.
We also run Witticisms R Us, where we slap our sarcasm
onto tees, hoodies, mugs, and anything else that’ll hold still.
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