Shameless Goods logo – funny buttons and magnets
Grey button with the text 'Condoms prevent minivans' printed in black.
Pink magnet with the text 'Condoms prevent minivans' printed in black.
Pink button with the text 'Condoms prevent minivans' printed in black.
Yellow magnet with the text 'Condoms prevent minivans' printed in black.
Yellow button with the text 'Condoms prevent minivans' printed in black.
Mint magnet with the text 'Condoms prevent minivans' printed in black.
Mint button with the text 'Condoms prevent minivans' printed in black.
Grey magnet with the text 'Condoms prevent minivans' printed in black.
Grey button with the text 'Condoms prevent minivans' printed in black.
Orange magnet with the text 'Condoms prevent minivans' printed in black.
Orange button with the text 'Condoms prevent minivans' printed in black.
Infographic for 2.25" pinback buttons and magnets with text and website URL.
Grey button with the text 'Condoms prevent minivans' printed in black.
Pink magnet with the text 'Condoms prevent minivans' printed in black.
Pink button with the text 'Condoms prevent minivans' printed in black.
Yellow magnet with the text 'Condoms prevent minivans' printed in black.
Yellow button with the text 'Condoms prevent minivans' printed in black.
Mint magnet with the text 'Condoms prevent minivans' printed in black.
Mint button with the text 'Condoms prevent minivans' printed in black.
Grey magnet with the text 'Condoms prevent minivans' printed in black.
Grey button with the text 'Condoms prevent minivans' printed in black.
Orange magnet with the text 'Condoms prevent minivans' printed in black.
Orange button with the text 'Condoms prevent minivans' printed in black.
Infographic for 2.25" pinback buttons and magnets with text and website URL.

“Condoms Prevent Minivans” Button or Magnet Bold Snark

$4.00

A little birth control, a lot of sass. This button or magnet delivers a blunt truth with a wink: “Condoms prevent minivans.” Whether you’re child-free by choice, allergic to suburbia, or just here for the giggles, this one’s for you. Pairs well with vasectomy jokes, wine before noon, and a deep fear of carpool duty.

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Additional information

Weight .5 oz
Dimensions 1.25 × 1.25 × .5 in
Color

Grey, Pink, Yellow, Orange, Mint
Style

Pinback button, Magnet

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Shameless Goods is a mother–daughter duo

crafting spicy, snarky handmade goods since 2015.

We also run Witticisms R Us, where we slap our sarcasm

onto tees, hoodies, mugs, and anything else that’ll hold still.
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