“Almost Every Hand You’ve Shaken…” – Button or Magnet with Uncomfortable Truth

A horrifyingly accurate reminder that the world is full of secrets, germs, and deeply personal handshakes. This handmade button or magnet features the phrase “Almost every hand you have shaken has had a dick in it.”  A disturbingly accurate reminder that hygiene is a myth and handshakes are a gamble.  Whether you’re gifting it to a germaphobe, wearing it to ward off unwanted contact, or just love a good fact that ruins everyone’s day, this little piece delivers awkward truth with a smirk. Pairs well with hand sanitizer, intrusive thoughts, and a sudden urge to wear gloves forever.