Finally, a dietary supplement that’s rude, gluten-free, and wildly unsolicited. This handmade magnet or pin button features the phrase “My Dick Is Gluten Free. Add That to Your Diet.” in white lettering on a black background. It’s perfect for flirts, trolls, and anyone whose idea of foreplay includes food puns and zero shame. Whether you’re serving sass, flirting with flair, or just love a good double entendre, this glossy little statement piece is ready to spice up your bag, fridge, or favorite denim jacket. Pairs well with almond milk, unsolicited thirst traps, and a well-balanced sense of humor.