Sure you do. This button or magnet boldly declares “I watch porn for the plot,” because nothing gets the blood pumping like a compelling narrative arc and some truly Oscar-worthy pizza delivery dialogue. Whether you’re a sarcastic cinephile, a proud perv, or just here for the memes, this cheeky little accessory is perfect for backpacks, wine fridge, or your favorite cozy hoodie. Plot twist: everyone knows you’re lying. Pairs well with Oscar‑worthy sarcasm, guilty‑pleasure humor, and bad porno music.