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“I’m in the Witness Protection Program” Button or Magnet
$4.00
Snarky witness protection program button or magnet for people who thrive on dry, sarcastic nonsense. Pairs well with forgetting your name, avoiding eye contact, and pretending you weren’t here.
Additional information
| Weight | .5 oz |
|---|---|
| Dimensions | 1.25 × 1.25 × .5 in |
| Color | Yellow, Purple, Grey, Blue, Green |
| Style | Pinback button, Magnet |
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Shameless Goods is a mother–daughter duo
crafting spicy, snarky handmade goods since 2015.
We also run Witticisms R Us, where we slap our sarcasm
onto tees, hoodies, mugs, and anything else that’ll hold still.
Yep, we’re on Etsy too.
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