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This handmade button or magnet features the phrase “Emotional Support Human. Do Not Pet” in blue. It’s the perfect accessory for anyone who provides stability to others while teetering on the edge themselves. Equal parts PSA and personal boundary, this badge lets the world know yes, I’m here for you but no, you may not touch me. Whether you’re wearing it to work, gifting it to a fellow overstimulated soul, or just making your stance crystal clear, this piece delivers introvert energy with a wink. Pairs well with headphones, personal space, and a complete lack of small talk.
Still weird, just Wholesome‑ish. Browse the rest of the Wholesome‑ish collection.
| Weight | .5 oz |
|---|---|
| Dimensions | 1.25 × 1.25 × .5 in |
| Style | Pinback button, Magnet |
Shameless Goods is a mother–daughter duo
crafting spicy, snarky handmade goods since 2015.
Formerly Witticisms R Us – still open, still inappropriate, still awesome.
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