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“Perky People Terrify Me” Button or Magnet – Funny Anti-Social Statement
$4.00
Smiles? At 8am? Terrifying. This blue perky people button or magnet says what your face already does: “Perky people terrify me.” Whether you’re caffeine-deprived, emotionally unavailable, or just allergic to forced cheer, this accessory is perfect for backpacks, cubicles, or passive-aggressive fridge decor. Ideal gift for introverts, grumps, and anyone who’s ever been ambushed by a chipper “Good morning!” Pairs well with emotional unavailability, introvert humor, and morning misery.
Additional information
| Weight | .5 oz |
|---|---|
| Dimensions | 1.25 × 1.25 × .5 in |
| Style | Pinback button, Magnet |
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crafting spicy, snarky handmade goods since 2015.
We also run Witticisms R Us, where we slap our sarcasm
onto tees, hoodies, mugs, and anything else that’ll hold still.
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