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“I Have to Say Weird Stuff or I’ll Die” Button or Magnet – Funny Weirdo Statement
$4.00
It’s not a phase, it’s a survival mechanism. This black button or magnet features the painfully accurate phrase: “I have to say weird stuff or I’ll die.” Perfect for class clowns, neurodivergent icons, and anyone whose brain runs on absurdity and impulse control issues. Stick it on your backpack, fridge, or emotional support hoodie. It’s not attention-seeking, it’s life support. Pairs well with coping humor, survival instincts, and weird‑brain resilience.
Additional information
| Weight | .5 oz |
|---|---|
| Dimensions | 1.25 × 1.25 × .5 in |
| Style | Pinback button, Magnet |
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Shameless Goods is a mother–daughter duo
crafting spicy, snarky handmade goods since 2015.
We also run Witticisms R Us, where we slap our sarcasm
onto tees, hoodies, mugs, and anything else that’ll hold still.
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