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“Emotional Support Human – Do Not Pet” – Button or Magnet with Funny Introvert Quote
$4.00
This handmade button or magnet features the phrase “Emotional Support Human. Do Not Pet” in blue. It’s the perfect accessory for anyone who provides stability to others while teetering on the edge themselves. Equal parts PSA and personal boundary, this badge lets the world know yes, I’m here for you but no, you may not touch me. Whether you’re wearing it to work, gifting it to a fellow overstimulated soul, or just making your stance crystal clear, this piece delivers introvert energy with a wink. Pairs well with headphones, personal space, and a complete lack of small talk.
Additional information
| Weight | .5 oz |
|---|---|
| Dimensions | 1.25 × 1.25 × .5 in |
| Style | Pinback button, Magnet |
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Shameless Goods is a mother–daughter duo
crafting spicy, snarky handmade goods since 2015.
We also run Witticisms R Us, where we slap our sarcasm
onto tees, hoodies, mugs, and anything else that’ll hold still.
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